satines:

Listen, even if it is an alien invasion, they’re four foot high, they’re blind and they got kicked to death by a group of kids. We got nothing to worry about. 

satines:

Listen, even if it is an alien invasion, they’re four foot high, they’re blind and they got kicked to death by a group of kids. We got nothing to worry about. 

(via staringatstarsontheceiling)

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A farmer wants his son to be afraid of beautiful women, so he will not leave home too soon, so he tells a story about how one drowned his brother's cousin's friend in a lake, not because he was a pig who deserved to be drowned, but because beautiful women are bad, and also witches. And it doesn't matter that she didn't ask to be beautiful, or to be born in a lake, or to live forever, or to not know how men breathe until they stop doing it. Well, I do not want to be beautiful, or a woman, or anything. I want to know how men breathe.