satines: Listen, even if it is an alien invasion, they’re four foot high, they’re blind and they got kicked to death by a group of kids. We got nothing to worry about. 

satines:

Listen, even if it is an alien invasion, they’re four foot high, they’re blind and they got kicked to death by a group of kids. We got nothing to worry about. 

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